Wednesday, 2 April 2008

This is how business is done

> > > > Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son
> > > > > Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice >
> > > > Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
> > > > > Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
> > > > > Son : "Well, in that case..."
> > > > > Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
> > > > > Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
> > > > > Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
> > > > > Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of
> > > > the World Bank."
> > > > > Ambani : "Ah, in that case..."
> > > > > Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World
> > > > Bank.
> > > > > Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a
> > > > vice-president."
> > > > > President : "But I already have more vice-presidents
> > > > than I need."
> > > > > Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
> > > > > President : "Ah, in that case....."
> > > > > This is how business is done!!

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