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First time in the world history fasting lasts only for 4 hours and that too with air cooled environment. This is the comedy of the year 2009. Fasting starts after breakfast and ends before lunch. Very Smart !

Presenting Punjlish : The English of Punjab : Funny Punjabi ABC

Presenting Punjlish : The English of Punjab : Funny Punjabi ABC

PUNJABI ABC

This one's not just for Punjabis but for all those who have faced
'Punjlish'.

A is for Aiscreame

B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your bum. It is an
instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or
whatever.

C is for Cloney and its not a process for replicating sheep, nor is its
first name George. It is merely an area where people live e.g. 'Defence Cloney'.


D is for the proverbial ‘Dangar da Puttar’

E is for Expanditure, the spending of money

F is for Fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word it is
actually just the front of a building (with backside being the back, of course).


G is for Gaddi, and the way a Punjabi can pilot his gaddi puts any F1
driver to shame. (If the Grand Prix does come to Delhi there's no way Hamilton,
Alonso or Kimi can overtake Balvinder, Jasvinder or Sukhvinder's taxi.)


H is for 'Ho Jayega Ji', and the moment you hear that you have to be
careful because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.


I is for Intezaar, and to know more about it see P.


J is for Jutt, which every Punjabi seems to be.


K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc, the Punjabi equivalent of the Joneses
(e.g.'Keeping up with the Khuranas ji')


L is for Loin, the king of the jungle


M is for 'Mrooti', the car that an entire generation of Punjabis were in
love with.


N is for 'No Problem Ji.' To find out how that works see H.


O is for Oye, which can be surprise (Oyye!), a greeting
(Oyy!), anger (OYY!) or pain (Oy oy oy...).


P is for Punj Mint, and no matter how near (1 km) or far
(100 km) a Punjabi is from you he always says he'll reach you in punj
mint (5 minutes...).


Q is for Queue, a word completely untranslateable into Punjabi.


R is for Riks, and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one
(risk), even if the odds are against him.

S is for Sweetie, Sunny, Simmi and Sonu, who seem to own half the cars
in Delhi . (The other half by their Pappas - like 'Sweetie de Pappa di Gaddi')


T is for the official bird of Punjab : Tandoori Chicken.


U is for when you lose your sex appeal and become 'Uncle-ji'


V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and counting.


W is for Whan, as in 'Whan are you coming, ji?'


X is for the many X-rated words that flow freely in Punjabi
conversations.


Y is for 'You nonsense', when anger replaces vocabulary in a shouting
match.

Z is for Zindagi which every Punjabi knows how to live to the fullest.

26 International Rules of Manhood : Funny

01. Under no circumstances may two men use an umbrella.

02. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

a. When heroic dog dies to save it's master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts to unbutton her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into the "Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.

03. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

04. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

05. If you've know a guy for more that 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

06. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden, however complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

07. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.

08. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

09. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game, but you may never ask who's playing.

10. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach....and it's delivered by a top-less model and only when it's free.

11. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

12. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

13. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Never. Issue closed.

14. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

15. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

16. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed women must remain sober enough to fight.

17. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

18. If you compliment a guy on his six pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

19. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

20. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: ie. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations,
an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

21. Never allow a phone conversation with a women to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the
phone. Hang up if necessary.

22. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a mistake it was occurs.

23. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

24. Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,orange or sky blue.

25. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

26. There is no reason for a man to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.