10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

> ¤ 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE ¤
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> Commandment 1.
> Marriages are made in heaven.
> But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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> Commandment 2.
> If you want your spouse to listen and
> pay strict attention to every word you say,
> talk in your sleep.
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> Commandment 3.
> Marriage is grand --
> and divorce is at least 100 grand!
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> Commandment 4.
> Married life is very frustrating.
> In the first year of marriage,
> the man speaks and the woman listens.
> In the second year, the woman speaks
> and the man listens.
> In the third year, they both speak and
> the neighbors listen.
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> Commandment 5.
> When a man opens the door of his car
> for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
> Either the car is new or the wife is.
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> Commandment 6.
> Marriage is when a man and woman
> become as one; the trouble starts when
> they try to decide which one.
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> Commandment 7.
> Before marriage, a man will lie awake
> all night thinking about something you
> said. After marriage, he will fall asleep
> before you finish.
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> Commandment 8.
> Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
> understanding, economical, and a good
> cook. But the law allows only one wife.
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> Commandment 9.
> Every woman wants a man who is handsome,
> understanding, economical and a considerate
> lover, but again, the law allows only
> one husband.
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> Commandment 10.
> Man is incomplete until he marries.
> After that, he is finished.
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> Bonus Commandment story.
> A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
> The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
> The husband decided to make a wish too.
> But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
> The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
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